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'' Never Trust a Duck ''

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I like Homestuck, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Walking Dead, A LOT of different books( i like a lot of stuff just to be short) , dark and a lot of interesting and different kind of art...and some funny stuff >>

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Sep 21 '14

w1tch1ng-h0ur:

The Never Ending Road.

In Corona, California there once was a road known by most of the older locals as the never ending road. Specifically, the road’s true name was Lester Road.

However, 70 years ago, Lester Road was an unlit road that people claimed became a never ending road when driven at night. The people who made such a drive were never seen or heard from again.The legend became so well-known that people refused to even drive Lester Road during the day.

Perpetuation of the legend convinced local law enforcement to investigate around the 1960’s. Lester Road took a sharp left turn at its end, and there were no guard rails. Beyond the curve lay a canyon, and on the other side of the canyon was another road that lined up so well with Lester Road that when viewed from the correct angle, especially at night, the canyon vanished from sight, and the road seemed to continue on up and over the hill on the other side of the canyon. Upon investigation of the canyon, dozens of cars were found, fallen to their doom, with the decomposing bodies of the victims still strapped to their seats.

Law enforcement tried to cover up their findings. They closed down Lester road, letting the trees grow where the road once stood and letting the bodies remain in their final resting place.

Sep 20 '14
johanirae:

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:


thischick25:


This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…


men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.


THE NOTES ON THIS


because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

johanirae:

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

THE NOTES ON THIS

image

because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

(Source: leavethew0rldbehindyou)

Sep 20 '14
gertieyorkes:

TITLE

Saga

AUTHOR/ARTIST

Brian K. Vaughn, Fiona Staples

PLOT

When two soldiers from opposite sides of a never-ending galactic war fall in love, they risk everything to bring a fragile new life into a dangerous old universe. Joined by the bounty hunter The Will, Lying Cat, Slave Girl, Marko’s ex fiance Gwendolyn, the ghost-slash-babysitter Izabel, and various others, Saga is the story of Alana and Marko, fighting to keep their daughter alive against all odds.

DOWNLOAD LINKS

Saga 1-6
Saga 7-12
Saga 13-18

Message me if any of the links break and I’ll gladly replace them! Otherwise, I encourage you to buy the comics from Comixology, Amazon. or your local comic book store!

gertieyorkes:

TITLE

Saga

AUTHOR/ARTIST

Brian K. Vaughn, Fiona Staples

PLOT

When two soldiers from opposite sides of a never-ending galactic war fall in love, they risk everything to bring a fragile new life into a dangerous old universe. Joined by the bounty hunter The Will, Lying Cat, Slave Girl, Marko’s ex fiance Gwendolyn, the ghost-slash-babysitter Izabel, and various others, Saga is the story of Alana and Marko, fighting to keep their daughter alive against all odds.

DOWNLOAD LINKS

Saga 1-6

Saga 7-12

Saga 13-18

Message me if any of the links break and I’ll gladly replace them! Otherwise, I encourage you to buy the comics from Comixology, Amazon. or your local comic book store!

Sep 20 '14
vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

(Source: mexicangovernment)

Sep 20 '14
shep689:

soundlyawake:

letsbeseriousokay:

thesearchforsirens:

So much anxiety

Lol my eyes freaked out.

WHAT THE SWEET SOLITARY FUCK

This is how people drive in Europe.

shep689:

soundlyawake:

letsbeseriousokay:

thesearchforsirens:

So much anxiety

Lol my eyes freaked out.

WHAT THE SWEET SOLITARY FUCK

This is how people drive in Europe.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Sep 20 '14
cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

Sep 20 '14
Sep 20 '14
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

skidaddle-o3o:

#how to take a selfie

holy fucking shit

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

skidaddle-o3o:

#how to take a selfie

holy fucking shit

Sep 20 '14

awkward-fallen-angel:

waitinghopingliving:

pondlifeforme:

Straight as his rainbow slinky.

Best comment



Sep 20 '14

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

Sep 20 '14

profiting:

realizing its 3 am on a school night

image

Sep 20 '14
Sep 20 '14
shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

(Source: deadlyart)

Sep 20 '14

luxtempestas:

webbyghost:

luxtempestas:

my room in case anybody forgot that i am still 1000% HOMESTUCK TRASH

and I am 1000% JEALOUS

seeing my room pop up on my dash always spooks me holy shit

Sep 20 '14

(Source: best-of-memes)